![]() ![]() ![]() Not exactly people known for keeping their private lives private. Again, she’s dating an actor who’s married to a future Real Housewives star. What takes this episode from “being a bad person” to “being delusional AF” is that she claims not to have known he was married. Happy birthday! Season 1: Scheana The Delusional MistressĪs you may remember from Season 1, Scheana dated Eddie Cibrian, then-husband of RHOBH star Brandi Glanville, back in 2006. Without further ado, a list of all the times you wanted to reach into your TV and slap some sense into Scheana. But I’m compiling a rundown of her most deluded moments either way. TBH, it’s unclear whether Scheana needs an intervention or a lifetime achievement award when it comes to her delusional behavior. While Scheana has the same three careers of most LA residents (actor, singer, waitress), she’s better known for her work as a professional Delusional Dater. I’ll give you all a moment to call in sick in honor of the 75 degree weather this holiday. Happy Monday, gang! Today is the 33 rd birthday of Vanderpump Rules’ Scheana Shay. Because no matter how inventively I try to sh*t on it now, I know Stassi will do it better.Ī Look Back At Scheana Shay’s Most Delusional Moments Personally, I’m going to wait for season 7 of Vanderpump Rules to enjoy Scheana’s new music. Apparently you can hear teasers of “Better Without You” on the latest episode of Scheana’s podcast “ Scheananigans” (gag me), but that would require actually, like, listening to Scheana’s podcast. The grand total of Scheana’s “big career news” will be five songs, including a “bad reputation” track that sadly confirms she will be drawing inspiration from the worst of Taylor Swift. And before you yell at me for being judgmental, allow me to remind you that the title she’s announced is “Do It Now (Get Naked).” When you’re right, you’re right. Frankly, I’m a little relieved and surprised that she wasn’t behind the lyrical genius of “Good As Gold,” but I can’t say I have high hopes for whatever lyrics she does come up with. The worst best part? Scheana feels that she has “new swag” now (as in, since her days performing on the SUR bar), a phrase that means nothing but has apparently given her the confidence to get involved with the songwriting process for the first time. Scheana further threatened teased a song called “Do It Now (Get Naked),” for which she says she’d “have to do a music video.” Do you, though? Do you HAVE to? But whatever, if she compares their d*ck sizes half as much in this song as she did on TV, it’s guaranteed to be a banger make everyone uncomfortable. Then again, she now claims she was thinking about Rob even on her wedding day, so I guess I should be surprised she’s willing to admit Shay ever existed. Honestly, I’m a little surprised that the divorce from her high school sweetheart-turned-opiate-addict only merited half of a song. Specifically, a breakup song about her divorce from Shay-AND about her break up with Rob Valletta, the guy who gave her verbal diarrhea for all of last season. The first of Scheana’s new music is a song called “Better Without You,” and it’s a breakup song. I guess time flies when you’re addicted to Snapchat filters. Every single detail she gave about said music is f*cking hilarious, as is the fact that Bravo’s article about this refers to it as “huge career news.” I’m sorry, but didn’t Scheana herself admit in season 6 that she didn’t see music as her career? Anyway, read on for details on the death of pop Scheana’s new music.Īpparently, this is Scheana’s first time making music in five years. To be clear, I’m not excited about the music itself-I’m excited to see it absolutely skewered when she performs it in season 7 of VPR. Yesterday, the Vanderpump Rules star and self-proclaimed brunette Britney announced that she’s been working on new music. Here’s a sentence I never thought I’d say: Scheana Shay has given me something to look forward to. Scheana Shay Is Releasing New Music & Here’s What We Know ![]()
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